Sponsored Roast: Gold in them there hills (and other landforms)

Have you ever held a real gold coin? Me neither. But you can imagine what it would be like? Right?

Well, that’s why I’m thinking about using Monex Deposit Company (MDC) to invest in gold and finally get to. With it, I can buy silver, gold, or any other precious metal! I can get personal delivery in a timely fashion and convenient and safe storage at an independent bank or depository. And, MDC has been the leader in this for 30 years! Silver is available in coin or ingot. Bodacious!

What are ingots? They are pure bullion cast in a convenient size and shape. What are coins? Well, we all know what coins are. They have currency value. Now is the time! World demand for silver exceeds annual production, and has every year since 1990. Above ground stockpiles are running on the low side and even shrinking at a rapid rate! Buying gold and using it as an investment has been going on for years. I’m talking centuries. That’s 100 years! You see, it’s all about purchase power. It’s all about being unique. During the time of the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans…all the way to more modern times…people have loved gold and considered it worth a lot. Men have been fascinated with the way it can change a life. But nowadays, it can diversify investments, protect your precious wealth and even preserve one’s purchasing power! I know if I bought gold I would want it to do those things for me.

The same is true for silver. Silver bullion is just as good for investment. And it’s as deep-rooted in history as gold is. Since the end of WWII, the U.S. used to be the largest stockpiler of silver. But now it’s dumped billions and billions of ounces of silver bars onto the world market. That has decreased silver prices. But what kind of products am I talking about? How about American eagle gold coins? You can buy them in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery! .9167 fine gold. Legal tender coin.

Check MDC. They have plenty of other products as well. Products just as good as the ones I just mentioned. And Monex prides itself on having the best us silver coin prices and programs of anybody in this industry. And their staff is dedicated and hard working. They will not stop until you get what you want. That’s what I heard at least.


Sponsored Roast: Blog advertising works

When some people think of blog advertising, the first thing that comes to mind is Google AdWords or another form of pay-per-click advertising, usually cluttering the area surrounding a naive webmaster’s personal stories about his dog or girlfriend (hopefully not the same).

But what I want to talk to you about is a much better form of blog advertising. It’s called Paying Post. It’s a great service that allows bloggers to get paid to write blogs. It allows bloggers to, essentially, write on a professional level, with the purpose of advertising a particular product or service. It’s not the usual clutter in your sidebar. It’s advertising through well-written blogs, with the purpose of informing. It’s relevant, out in the open and a great service in the ever-changing reliability on the internet as a main source of information. It’s great for bloggers, advertisers and readers.

But what makes Paying Post different is that aside from the offers on their site, they also allow you to post a banner on your site and let advertisers contact you directly to negotiate terms for a paid blog. It’s rare for a paid blog service to offer this much promotional capabilities and freedom. They even offer a referral program that allows bloggers to earn even more by referring people to Paying Post with a separate banner on their site.

This is the new direction of blog advertising and it’s a great system. It’s one of the best forms of this form of monetized communication that exists in the current state of internet today. If you are a blogger who would like to earn money, or an advertiser who would like to spread your message throughout the blogosphere, Paying Post is a great option. I’d recommend it highly. I’m not just a promoter. I’m a blogger for hire as well.

Robot Dean Martin uses Paying Post and so should you.


Gold!

Nowaydays, you are either gold are you aren’t. And when you aren’t, it sucks. When you are…it will soon suck when you aren’t. So either way, you suck. But at least you are golden, and you can buy gold. Make sense? Yes? Absolutely? Good.

But what do you do? Well, here is what you do… If you use Monex Deposit Company (MDC) you can purchase gold or other precious metals and get them delivered to your place or a convenient safe storage place! Or you can even use an independent bank or depository place! Immediately! Right away! Right on!

And they’ve been doing this for 30 years, man! That’s 3 decades! (Say this next line with a Brooklyn accent) In the books! (Okay, back to a normal, midwestern accent.) Anyway, they are the leading gold and precious metals investment leader in America! And gold is a great product to invest in. You can invest in it in one of it’s two forms. Try coin or ingot. We all know what coin is. But what is ingot? Seriously, that’s a weird name for anything…let alone gold. Well, ingots are generally gold and pure bullion cast. That means they are made in a convenient size and shape. That’s what I love about ingots: they are convenient.

The whole art of buying gold has been recognized for centuries. Literally centuries, man. A lot. People have always known that it is the way to wealth and purchasing power. Duh. Gold bullion is also a unique investment that the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans even used. And nowadays, they still do! So you should too!

Gold can change men’s lives. The golden bar today is a proven investment diversifier. It protects your wealth, and your purchasing power! Monex Precious Metals is home to a large and dedicated staff of hard asset pros who are absolutely committed to serving your precious metal investment needs. They are this country’s best dealer, with a convenient market and competitive prices! I’m telling you–gold is the shit, man! It’s so awesome. Buy a gold chain and put it on and wear it with pride, man.


Monex makes the grown-ups say Hey!

Whenever I think of longterm investments that pay off, I think of a shiny metallic substance formerly found in the Northern California hills called gold. Did you like that reference? No? Do you at least want to make money? Good. Read on.

Gold is what makes me get up in the morning and eat corn flakes with a spoon that is unfortunately not made of gold. But every morning, I think about how cool it would be to have a gold, cereal-eating spoon, and it motivates me. I don’t know why, throughout the day, I forget about the spoon, and then spend my day searching YouTube instead of investing, but I digress…

When it comes to buying silver, gold, and other precious metals and coins, you have options. Right? But there is only one Monex Deposit Company (MDC) that you really want to use. I’m serious; everybody else you use will completely suck. Don’t do it. You want personal delivery to wherever you want? How about convenient and safe sotrage at an independent bank or depository in America? That’s what Monex has got for ya. It’s been 30 years too. And after all that time, they are America’s leader in investments of the gold, silver and precious metal persuasion. Malarky! (in a good way…which isn’t possible, but is in this case)

Silver and gold can be available in coin or ingot form if you want to invest in it. They can be pure bullion cast. They can be convenient in size and shape. This is absolutely the time to buy silver/gold. The demand on this planet for silver is way beyond the actual annual production. In fact, it’s been that way every single year since 1990. There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are really low, and shrinking. Technically, I don’t even know if you can call them stockpiles anymore. They are really just piles now.

You want to know about gold too? It’s pretty interesting. It’s been recognized for literally centuries as one of the absolutely most interesting, and best way to preserve one’s personal wealth and power of purchasing. It’s unique. It’s diverse. It’s shiny. And ever since the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans did it, people took notice and decided that gold was the way to go if you want to be rich and cool and pimp. If there were a better time for buying silver bullion…well…there just isn’t. The U.S. government even buys it, because their silver hoard (that one they had around WWII) is gone. So buying silver bars is a good idea that you should look into. And American eagle gold coins are available in units of 10 one-ounce coins for personal delivery only. .9167 fine gold. Legal tender coin in the USA with a $50 face value. They are also available for personal delivery in fractional sizes of ounce, ounce and 1/10 ounce, in units of 20 coins each. Monex prides themselves on having the best US silver coin prices and programs in the entire silver coin industry. If that doesn’t remind you of the truth, I don’t know what does.

So give them a chance. Give them the chance Hollywood didn’t give me. They have a dedicated staff that likes to be dedicated, and shit. They like to show dedication. More dedication than a Lil Wayne mix tape. Hey-oh! They are America’s best dealer with a convenient market and competitive precious metals prices. If you want gold, Monex is your man!…I mean…company!


Executive Sweet

Are you a big time, cigar-chomping, red meat engulfing exec? Or just a regular exec who doesn’t wish he was Winston Churchill? Well if so, and you are unemployed, you need to check out executive recruiting firm.

Back in 1967, when this country was infested with dirty, smelly hippies who now are glorified in way too many commercials, A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc. has been a big part of the recruiting field. And they’ve not only been a part–they’ve been operating at an extremely high level of service and commitment. Extremely. They have upheld this level for a long time, and they have no plans of stopping. Why would they? They survived the 60s and the LSD everywhere. Might as well keep going now that less people are high and care about business.

What do they do? Well, they have successfully placed a lot of top-notch candidates together with industry-leading clients. That skill makes them awesome for one, but also, it tends to lead to a good reputation, and, believe me, they are consistent as a sunrise. (Let’s hope that stays consistent.) This makes the one searching for work, and the company seeking an employee, content, dog. All of their top-of-the-hill recruiters know their respective industry. The industry they recruit for is the exact same industry where this recruiter had a history–a successful career of their own. They bring an invaluable depth of experience, skill and insight because of this. And these geniuses have the knowledge, contacts and the feel for their respective field. Coolness, dude! They’ll even use it to find the tightest fit for each and every job.

Their practices include financial and risk management services, legal and legal support services, communications and technology, human resources consulting, and luxury products. And within those nostalgic areas, you better believe AEF fills positions. If they don’t, I’ll delete my blog and leave this world on a spaceship. What positions though? Well, they do this nationally, and I’m talking about positions from the middle, to executive, all the way up to “C level” management. And then some. They also fill associate, partner, analyst and managing director positions. They are what I like to call, “true pimps.”


Silver is the new black A.K.A. The Recession sucks.

You ever watched a video about silver on YouTube? No? Prepare to get blowed. I mean, your mind. I mean, the brain in your head.

Oh…that was actually about the recession…but let’s talk about silver:

Did you know that it’s a good investment these days? Seriously, it is. Monex Depost Company (MDC). They will help you immediately and then you can purchase silver or even other precious metals that will immediately be delivered, personally to you. Isn’t that stupendous? Or you could even arrange for a convenient and safe storage at absolutely, positively, realistically, any independent bank and/or depository. It makes me feel a lot better about the dollar. I don’t know if it affects it, but it makes me feel slightly better. Especially since they’ve been doing this for 30 years and have been America’s silver and precious metals investment leader. It’s available in two forms for ya: coin or ingot. Ingots are generally silver ingots of a pure bullion cast. It’s a small little nugget in a convenient size and shape. And, of course, coins are coins; they have a currency value, or are actually defined by ingots. The demand for silver in this world is high too. It exceeds the annual production. It has every year since 1990. Isn’t that crazy? Every, single, year. I’m actually stoked just typing that.

There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are low, and shrinking rapidly. I mean, it’s approaching zero, people. Monex Precious Metals is home to a large and dedicated staff. They have hard asset professionals committed to serving your precious metals investment needs yo. If I were you, I’d check them out because they know what they are doing. They will seriously make you more money then Wesley Hogan. I hate that guys commercials, but not Monex’s.


Capella University is a place where you can learn in your board shorts

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Have you ever heard of capella university? (It’s usually spelled with capitalized letters. Does that help?) Well, if you haven’t, you will. Phoenix University is no Capella. But Capella is some Capella. Founded in 1993, it is a completely accredited university online. That means they are legit. They offer graduate online degree programs in business, information tehcnology, education, human services, publich health, public safety, psychology, and bachelor’s degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety. But the detailed educational system at Capella doesn’t stop there. Within those areas, they have 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations. They also have 15 areas of certification. That’s a pretty technologically advanced way to get a certificate, isn’t it? I’m pretty amazed at how great of a school it sounds like. They currently serve almost 20,000 students from all 50 states and 56 different countries! (I’ll let you know when they officially reach 20,000. Check back for live updates of that.) They are pursuing business growth. They want to grow, while helping you grow. They provide high-caliber academic excellence. They are radical…in the slang term way. (They don’t teach a “Slang Terms 101″ class.)

“Who owns them though?” asks the bitter conspiracy-theory guy in the back of the class? Well, sire, they are owned by Capella Education Company of course. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. If you want to find out more, then you better start googlin’ that ish…or click on the link above. They are awesome from what I hear…and I hear a lot of things–most of which come from actual people.


Get an online PHD? Are you kidding me!?

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You know what I just found out? It’s pretty cool. You can literally get an online phd these days. You can do that! But how? Let’s find out more…

Dr. Christopher Lucies… The name alone is amazing. It can, and will, emit secretions of potpourri from the gaseous substances in your flatulence. That’s how amazing of a name it is. But now, there is even more meaning behind it. It’s an actual person. And they work in Capella University’s Human Services department, and they were just named president-elect of the Texas Mental Health Counselors Association! Congratulations D.C.L!

Capella is an accredited, online university in Minneapolis, MN. Dr Lucies teaches CACREP(the Council for Accreditation of Counseling and Related Educational Programs) counseling education and counseling studies programs in the online university’s School of Human Services. He was recently elected in September. So, besides wanting to congratulate him, I’m sure you are wondering also what that means. Okay, well, it means he will serve a 3 year term, divided into 3 parts. The first year is as president. The second year is as a consultant. And then the third year is the kicker! He gets to be a consultant to the TMHCA board! He’ll organize board meetings, organize the association’s yearly conference, mentor other board members, consult on issues that are ethical, speak publicly, and advocate. Sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me, dog. But it goes even deeper than that! Dr. L hopes to work toward completely and deliberately refining the LPC licensure title in the state of TX, to better show the roles of mental health counselors! [Insert football metaphor here!] He wants to increase membership too; which will create opportunities for all members to become involved within the association! Sweet! He’s excited about this.

But did you know that Capella University is the first and as of now, only online university that has received official accreditation from CACREP from two master’s degree specializations? Don’t believe me? It’s true. It’s most definitely, true.

If you want to know more about Capella, look below:

They were founded in 1993 and are an accredited, fully online university that offers graduate degree programs in business, information technology, education, human services, psychology, public health, and public safety, and bachelor’s degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety. That’s a lot of areas for a degree! And also within those areas, they offer 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations and 15 certificate programs! More than 20,000 students from all 50 states and 56 countries are served by the university and they are a subsidiary of Capella Education Company in Minneapolis. It’s blatantly apparent that they are stupendous. So check them out, or keep sitting there in an unpatriotic manner, slacker.


AllegroMedical.com is a site you need to check out

You and me need some home medical supplies. You know why? Because you do. Well…the question now is: where? Where? Seriously? Yeah. How about AllegroMedical.com? It’s awesome! It was founded in 1996, and it now serves over 1 million customers! Awesome! They are one of the largest and absolutely most technologically advanced independently owned online retailers of life enhancing products in the United States. You need to find it and do it, man. They’ve done this lately. And since launching this first ecommerce site that specializes in the medical equipment and home health care supplies industry…which was in 1998 ya’ll…they have completely enhanced and expanded. Now they include mainstream consumer retails products. Such as what? Such as Exercise & Fitness Equipment, Nutritional Dietary Supplements, Maternity/Baby Supplies and Outdoor Gear of course! You should have know that! Well…there’s more. They have a main flagship site, and it offers 55,000 products, under 50 categories and hundreds of sub-categories! You can shop by these categories, or by brand, or by condition even! Now, that’s some convenient stuff man. Isn’t that cool?

But, do you want to find out about some of their recent site features that they added? Well, then, here: RSS feed / Blogs / Product Guides – (Shopping for Baby Products, Products to Help You Stay Cool, Guide to Wound Care Products…, Auto Re-Order – (Customers set deliveries at intervals), Shop by Condition (Visitors select from products based on their medical condition) Isn’t that some good stuff?

And now, here is a sample of featured products: FreeStyle Diabetes Test Strips, Pediasure, Kinesio Tape, X2 Vest Weight Vest, Carpal Tunnel Computer Glove, Breast Feeding Pillow, Blood Pressure Monitor, Shower Chair, Polar Heart Monitor, Philips HeartStart Home AED Defibrillator.

And here are the popular categories fo you all, man: Children/Pediatric, Daily Living Aids, Diabetic Supplies, Emergency Preparation, Exercise/Fitness, Hospital Discharge Favorites, Maternity Care, Sexual Well-Being, Urologicals/Catheters, Wound Care Supplies. Aren’t those some cool features, man!

And now, if you act now, and not only now, you can get the free Allegro eCatalog that offers serious limited time specials and discounts to anyone who sings up! That’s awesome. That is the best thing I’ve ever seen online! And in case you were wondering…they are privately owned and based out of Tempe, AZ.


Selling Out: Silver is underrated

You ever been out at a club, or on a date with a hot broad, or at a show at the Sands hotel, thinking to yourself, “Man, I’d really like to pay for all of this with silver coin“? No? What’s wrong with you?

Well what if I told you that you can get silver coins? How? Well, through MDC, or Monex Deposit Company, you can. You can purchase gold and/or other precious metals. And then what? Then, they will instantaneously deliver them personally, or even set you up with a spot for convenient and totally safe storage at an independent bank or depository. Sick! And might I add, they’ve been doing this for over 30 years don’t cha know. They are professionals. They are the gold and precious metals investment leader, homie.

Gold, as in investment, is available in two awesome forms: coin or ingot. What are they? Well, ingots are usually gold ingots of pure bullion cast that come in these easy sizes and shapes. And of course, you know coins pretty well (hopefully). Coins have a currency value…or they could also be actually defined as ingots.

Now let’s talk history. Buying gold has been recognized for centuries–and I mean centuries–as one of the best ways to preserve one’s wealth and power of purchasing. Very good methods of doing this, might I add, dog. This goes back to the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans…all the way up to more modern times. Do you trust old people? Do you trust really old, pretty much ancient, people? Well, good then. Man has been fascinated in all ages. Gold is pretty. It is magical to some, life changing to others. Well today, the gold bar lies in its proven beauty, and it’s ability to diversify investments. It protects wealth and preserves one’s purchasing power…like I said earlier…in case you missed it, dog. So listen…listen real closely: Monex Precious Metals has a huge, dedicated staff. It’s a staff of hard asset pros. They want to serve your precious metals investment needs, questions and concerns. They are America’s awesomest dealer. They have the most convenient market and competitive precious metals prices that you can get. Did you hear all that, junior? Good, Christopher Columbus. Next time take the sandwich out of your ear. Gold: it’s what’s for dinner.