YouTube is about to get the daily critiquing it needs. Welcome to YouTube Roast folks! I’m your host, RobotDeanMartin. Me and my pals are gonna have a quite a time here a roastin’ your favorite/hated YouTube videos. Just take a load off, sit back and watch.

But first, a toast. Pour your champagne and tap this message with your glass. Salud!

Also, a lot of shit featured on YouTube sucks.

History of YouTube Roast:

Imagine if you will, it’s 2006 and Robot Dean Martin, Cyborg Frank Sinatra, One of the Kennedys, Sammy Davis Jr. Hologram, Ron Pickles, Joey Bishop, Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine, Orson Welles Bobblehead and Ruth Buzzi Lightyear are all attending a mandatory meeting at the “Super Legendary Entertainers of the Past Headquarters,” 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean, just off the coast of Miami. The current state of entertainment is at an all time low, with clips of stupid human tricks, bad office parody sketches and bad white rappers on a new website called “YouTube,” taking precious viewing time away from the real performers. What would you do in a situation like this if you were the electronic version of one of the strongest witted, most talented group of performers in history?

The Super Legendary Entertainers knew they had to act fast, without blowing their cover and returning to the surface. The Super Legendary Entertainers did the only thing they could do at this point…. Robot Dean Martin drank bourbon until his joints rusted, Cyborg Frank Sinatra beat the shit out of Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine, Ruth Buzzi Lightyear got caught in an intense love triangle with Joey Bishop and Orson Welles Bobblehead and Sammy Davis Jr. Hologram sang “Mr. Bojangles” on repeat…oh yeah…and they built this website.

Now every morning, sensing the world needs them, The Super Legendary Entertainers assemble in the main conference room, chant, “YouTube Roast! Ho!!!!” and begin critiquing and reviewing YouTube videos. It’s a long way from The Sands, but then again, they are robots who live 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean. Salud!