History of YouTube Roast!

Imagine if you will, it’s 2006 and Robot Dean Martin, Cyborg Frank Sinatra, One of the Kennedys, Sammy Davis Jr. Hologram, Ron Pickles, Joey Bishop, Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine, Orson Welles Bobblehead and Ruth Buzzi Lightyear are all attending a mandatory meeting at the “Super Legendary Entertainers of the Past Headquarters,” 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean, just off the coast of Miami. The current state of entertainment is at an all time low, with clips of stupid human tricks, bad office parody sketches and bad white rappers on a new website called “YouTube,” taking precious viewing time away from the real performers. What would you do in a situation like this if you were the electronic version of one of the strongest witted, most talented group of performers in history?

The Super Legendary Entertainers knew they had to act fast, without blowing their cover and returning to the surface. The Super Legendary Entertainers did the only thing they could do at this point…. Robot Dean Martin drank bourbon until his joints rusted, Cyborg Frank Sinatra beat the shit out of Frank Sinatra in a Time Machine, Ruth Buzzi Lightyear got caught in an intense love triangle with Joey Bishop and Orson Welles Bobblehead and Sammy Davis Jr. Hologram sang “Mr. Bojangles” on repeat…oh yeah…and they built this website.

Now every morning, sensing the world needs them, The Super Legendary Entertainers assemble in the main conference room, chant, “YouTube Roast! Ho!!!!” and begin critiquing and reviewing YouTube videos. It’s a long way from The Sands, but then again, they are robots who live 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean. Salud!

9 Comments so far

hey, drunk blogger, your mother is a filthy faggot whore who I butt fuck and toss on the side of the road like garbage. Fuck you faggot.

You butt fuck filthy faggots? Maybe we can get together later, then. Wadda ya say, Pat?

Let’s make it a 2some, Ron! PaTRICK sounds like he has teenie-weenie syndrome.

Patrick you are a moron.

[...] Wasn’t that crazy? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go eat some crackers, drink a bowl of bourbon, put on a Santa Clause hat, sing croon “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” and head to Best Buy to try and get a PS3. (Yes, we have a Best Buy 20,000 leagues under the Atlantic Ocean, just off the coast of Miami.) [...]

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Dean Martin roasts sucks .

Amy, so does your grammar but nobody here is complain’. Hoo-ah! Ughhhh.

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