Just watch this. I don’t have anything to add. I just wanted to put another Jon Lajoie video up. I will say this though: this is the first video in the history of YouTube that I’ve posted and not watched; because I know it’s going to be good. I don’t need to “screen” it, as we say in the biz. I just know. Just like Semi-Pro, this is going to be a hit.

Since beginning this blog, I’ve watched Semi-Pro. I’d like to retract the comparison. But I will so that I still have no watched this video. I know that I don’t need to. It’s going to be awesome. Maybe I should even film myself watching it and then post that on YouTube, just to get a natural reaction of how awesome it is and how I knew that I was right when I posted it without watching it. Yeah, I’m going to do that. I’ll talk to you soon, Internet.

Jon Lajoie is back. If you saw his first rap video, then you were waiting for this one. This one doesn’t have the same feel. You are expecting it to be good, which doesn’t help, but it still is entertaining and “good.” With the first one though, you were expecting another lame YouTube rap parody…and then he came out of nowhere to smack you in the face with the truth. And I don’t use that experession, “the truth,” lightly. It would be lame if I did. But he literally, brought “the truth” in that first video, and he did it again this time.

I actually have trouble opening my eyes under water as well. I wear contacts, so that shit be difficult, mutha fucka. I probably wouldn’t rap about it though…but Jon Lajoie pulls it off. (Can you tell that this is another blog I don’t care about? This video stands alone pretty well. I don’t have much of a critique. I’m just an average everyday normal guy.)

Are you a big time, cigar-chomping, red meat engulfing exec? Or just a regular exec who doesn’t wish he was Winston Churchill? Well if so, and you are unemployed, you need to check out executive recruiting firm.

Back in 1967, when this country was infested with dirty, smelly hippies who now are glorified in way too many commercials, A.E. Feldman Associates, Inc. has been a big part of the recruiting field. And they’ve not only been a part–they’ve been operating at an extremely high level of service and commitment. Extremely. They have upheld this level for a long time, and they have no plans of stopping. Why would they? They survived the 60s and the LSD everywhere. Might as well keep going now that less people are high and care about business.

What do they do? Well, they have successfully placed a lot of top-notch candidates together with industry-leading clients. That skill makes them awesome for one, but also, it tends to lead to a good reputation, and, believe me, they are consistent as a sunrise. (Let’s hope that stays consistent.) This makes the one searching for work, and the company seeking an employee, content, dog. All of their top-of-the-hill recruiters know their respective industry. The industry they recruit for is the exact same industry where this recruiter had a history–a successful career of their own. They bring an invaluable depth of experience, skill and insight because of this. And these geniuses have the knowledge, contacts and the feel for their respective field. Coolness, dude! They’ll even use it to find the tightest fit for each and every job.

Their practices include financial and risk management services, legal and legal support services, communications and technology, human resources consulting, and luxury products. And within those nostalgic areas, you better believe AEF fills positions. If they don’t, I’ll delete my blog and leave this world on a spaceship. What positions though? Well, they do this nationally, and I’m talking about positions from the middle, to executive, all the way up to “C level” management. And then some. They also fill associate, partner, analyst and managing director positions. They are what I like to call, “true pimps.”

Now here’s a YouTube filmmaker who knows their audience…or at least think they do. Unfortunately, the performances leave something to be desired…just as I assume these hotlines do to anybody who actually calls. The concept is alright, but I’m not a nerd so I don’t get any of the jokes, and even if I did, I’m guessing they aren’t that funny anyway.

I’ll stick to other funny parodies of dating hotlines that I’ve seen, like BroLinks, and let this featured YouTube debut pass, without a development deal with CBS. Oh well, I guess that YouTube.com boom is dead. Or maybe this video doesn’t work because it’s so blatantly begging for the nerd audience. It’s too obvious. Most nerds don’t even know they are nerds…until it’s too late. (I don’t even know what that means.)

Unless you are lame, or worried about your young kids seeing this commercial (which is understandable), then you’ve got to admit this commercial is pretty funny…but only because it’s shocking. And in my opinion, that’s shocking in a good way. I have to admit though, my initial reaction was, “WTF? Are you kidding me?” Which is what the “filmmakers” were going for, I assume.

See what I mean? Actually, I just watched it a second time. It’s really not “funny,” but it is “WTF entertaining.” And I really would like a blow job from that girl in the video now–pop rocks or no. So now that I feel like a pervert for seriously critiquing this commercial, I’m think I’m going to stop now. I’m not going to go buy Pop Rocks, but if any YouTube Roast groupie chicks out there want to, go ahead. (Ha…YouTube Roast groupies…)

You ever watched a video about silver on YouTube? No? Prepare to get blowed. I mean, your mind. I mean, the brain in your head.

Oh…that was actually about the recession…but let’s talk about silver:

Did you know that it’s a good investment these days? Seriously, it is. Monex Depost Company (MDC). They will help you immediately and then you can purchase silver or even other precious metals that will immediately be delivered, personally to you. Isn’t that stupendous? Or you could even arrange for a convenient and safe storage at absolutely, positively, realistically, any independent bank and/or depository. It makes me feel a lot better about the dollar. I don’t know if it affects it, but it makes me feel slightly better. Especially since they’ve been doing this for 30 years and have been America’s silver and precious metals investment leader. It’s available in two forms for ya: coin or ingot. Ingots are generally silver ingots of a pure bullion cast. It’s a small little nugget in a convenient size and shape. And, of course, coins are coins; they have a currency value, or are actually defined by ingots. The demand for silver in this world is high too. It exceeds the annual production. It has every year since 1990. Isn’t that crazy? Every, single, year. I’m actually stoked just typing that.

There are above ground stockpiles of silver bullion that are low, and shrinking rapidly. I mean, it’s approaching zero, people. Monex Precious Metals is home to a large and dedicated staff. They have hard asset professionals committed to serving your precious metals investment needs yo. If I were you, I’d check them out because they know what they are doing. They will seriously make you more money then Wesley Hogan. I hate that guys commercials, but not Monex’s.

Eric Gordon does a great dunk at Hoosier Hysteria…against nobody. I guess the fans loved it though, even though it was kind of weird. But hey, the Hoosiers love their basketball, and that’s why it’s an awesome place to see a game–because they will cheer for you even if you are playing against air.

In all seriousness, Indiana basketball is what’s right with America, in my opinion. I’m not gonna go all, old-school, Americana on ya, but it’s an experience that’s Midwestern as shit. People on the coasts don’t really know what that means. They’d probably be scared of all of the white people in the midwest, even if they were white, but I’m telling you, it’s a wholesome, friendly basketball atmosphere that you won’t find everywhere. It’s awesome, like this dunk. I think I just flipped it on ‘em with this blog.

Some in the YouTube community would immediately comment on this video that it is “T0taLLY gay dude!” I would not be one of those members of the YouTube community though. I would comment that it is, “ROTFL, pretty funny vid mate!” I would do this, of course, to pose like I’m some kind of Australian High School kid. Why? Because who cares, that’s why.

Pretty funny. I like the whole Rudy Giuliani-Bob Dyan thing, even though I don’t get where it’s inspiration comes from, but that’s okay. It’s the creativity that counts. There isn’t much of that these days on the internet… Wait a minute, what am I saying? There is too much, and 98% of it sucks…even some of the stuff on this site. Damn, GoogleAds…they made everybody a believer of a career blogging. Oh well, I guess that’s not happening.

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Have you ever heard of capella university? (It’s usually spelled with capitalized letters. Does that help?) Well, if you haven’t, you will. Phoenix University is no Capella. But Capella is some Capella. Founded in 1993, it is a completely accredited university online. That means they are legit. They offer graduate online degree programs in business, information tehcnology, education, human services, publich health, public safety, psychology, and bachelor’s degree programs in business, information technology, and public safety. But the detailed educational system at Capella doesn’t stop there. Within those areas, they have 104 graduate and undergraduate specializations. They also have 15 areas of certification. That’s a pretty technologically advanced way to get a certificate, isn’t it? I’m pretty amazed at how great of a school it sounds like. They currently serve almost 20,000 students from all 50 states and 56 different countries! (I’ll let you know when they officially reach 20,000. Check back for live updates of that.) They are pursuing business growth. They want to grow, while helping you grow. They provide high-caliber academic excellence. They are radical…in the slang term way. (They don’t teach a “Slang Terms 101″ class.)

“Who owns them though?” asks the bitter conspiracy-theory guy in the back of the class? Well, sire, they are owned by Capella Education Company of course. Their headquarters are in Minneapolis. If you want to find out more, then you better start googlin’ that ish…or click on the link above. They are awesome from what I hear…and I hear a lot of things–most of which come from actual people.

Is this video, courtesy of “apanicmonkey,” the shortest featured video in the history of YouTube? Clocking in at 21 seconds, this video, “Policeman vs. Fireman,” is probably the most random thing, that was actually funny, that I’ve seen in a while. The dialogue makes no sense really, they are using puppets, and there isn’t even a shameless website promotion at the end. WTF? It’s like a commercial for nothing. I don’t get it…but I like it.

I think the combination of “I get laid,” followed by, “stay in school,” could be something I start saying to people, just to see what kind of reaction it invokes. It probably won’t work, I’m guessing, but at least they’ll know that I have sexual intercourse frequently, almost at command when I got out, and that I encourage the youngsters to further their education.